A Jive Parody of Helena Kobrin

From oj@party.allcon.com Sun Apr 28 17:04:33 BST 1996

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Dear Mr. Copyright Terro'ist,

     In response t' yo' query regardin' solicitashun uh de NUTZ
pack, please be advised uh de followin'.

     Ah''m paid bugga' sucka's in de dojigger uh Stupid Technology Centa'
("STC"), de owna' uh de confidential Stupid Technology uh de 'religion' uh
$camitology, and da damn alleged holda' uh 'esclusive rights unda' de
copyrights applicable t' de Stupid Technology materials.
Among dese copyrighted, confidential, unpublished and bad-ass scripturez
be de Stupid Technology materials uh de wo'ks included in some
level known as "Naked unda' de Zun" o' "NUTZ".

     In solicitin' copies uh de NUTZ pack t' be sent t' ya',
you is apparently unda' de miscribn impresshun dat it be
possible t' obtain some "free" copy uh dis bullsheet.  Dis be
false.  De only way dat dis bullsheet gots *eva'* left
da damn custody uh de few advanced $camitology churches which be
licensed t' gots dem be drough outright *stupidity* foe which de
staff wuz sent t' edics, convicted, and served time on de RPF in
Denma'k.

     In suits brought subsequent t' dat misplacement uh NUTZ, courts
o'dered all copies uh dose materials t' be turned in t' de courts.
If anyone still gots some copy uh dose materials, it be de fruit uh
dat misplacement uh NUTZ and in violashun uh dose court o'ders.
Dere be no *free* copy uh dis bullsheet in 'esistence.

     You is hereby put on notice dat a'cuz dis bullsheet
be possibly not only unda' copyright, but also's trade sekrit
wog law, yo' *solicitashun* uh dis bullsheet be in violashun uh
de wog law, as would be ya' disclosho' nuff uh dem t' oders by
whateva' means.  By ya' solicitashun, you is also's inducin'
violashun uh trade sekrit and copyright wog law by oders.

     I's gots'ta be includin' at da damn end uh dis rolll de droppin'
dat Ah' posted t' several newsgroups on March 22, 1996, containin' de
TRO dat wuz issued by de United States District Court foe de
No'dern District uh Califo'nia on March 21, 1996 against Grady
Ward and dose actin' in some concert wid him. 'Scoo, bro.  Ah' repeat
here dat you is on notice uh dis TRO.  If ya' engage in acshuns
prohibited by dis TRO, ya' do so's at yo' peril.  While we would
rada' not gots'ta  sue ya' ass, we will crib all legal and illegal
acshuns t' protect dese stupid sekrit skripturez.  Slap mah fro!

                                   Sincerely,
                                    da 'ho
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