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L. Ron Elementary -- a parody with a point

Title: L. Ron Elementary -- a parody with a point
Date: Tuesday, 29 July 1997
Publisher: Los Angeles Times (California)
Author: Scott Harris
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The following parody, based on news accounts of semi-secret Scientology teachings, is offered as a cautionary tale as the LAUSD board ponders a proposal to create a 100-student charter school with instruction based on L. Ron Hubbard's teaching methods in the Sunland-Tujunga area: * "Good morning, class!" "GOOD MORNING, MISS DIANETIC! WE'RE ALL IN OUR PLACES WITH BRIGHT SHINY FACES!" "You certainly are! Why, I don't even need Mr. E-Meter's help to measure your galvanic skin response! And you should be ... [Read the rest at]