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South Park's "Trapped in the closet" and Scientology

 
"Trapped in the Closet": video, transcript

Wikipedia (Jan. 2007): "Trapped in the Closet (South Park)"

"Trapped in the Closet" is episode 912 (#137) of the Comedy Central series South Park. It originally aired on November 16, 2005.

The episode was nominated on July 6, 2006, for the Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program (For Programming less than One Hour),[1] the show's sixth nomination (one of which they won, for 2005's "Best Friends Forever"[2]). It made #10 on Comedy Central's list of "10 South Parks That Changed The World" as well.[3]

The episode parodies Scientology and its founder, L. Ron Hubbard. The episode also parodies several celebrities, including Tom Cruise, John Travolta and R. Kelly.

Isaac Hayes, who had voiced Chef, quit the show in March 2006, shortly before the start of the tenth season of South Park. The reason for his departure, as reported by Matt Stone, was due to his faith in Scientology and this episode, which he felt was very offensive.[4]

ABC News (Sep. 2006): "Secrets of 'South Park'"

Its creators have stayed true to the spirit of "Spirit," taking on Tom Cruise (implying that the twice-married father is gay), as well as Cruise's religion (Stan declares that "Scientology is just a big fat global scam"). But when the episode "Trapped in the Closet" (Cruise hides in the closet and refuses to come out) was scheduled to be rebroadcast, Comedy Central pulled the plug.

"We were told that the people involved with 'Mission: Impossible: III' demanded that show be pulled off the air," Stone says. "And it was."

ABC News (Sep. 2006): "Secrets of 'South Park'"

Its creators have stayed true to the spirit of "Spirit," taking on Tom Cruise (implying that the twice-married father is gay), as well as Cruise's religion (Stan declares that "Scientology is just a big fat global scam"). But when the episode "Trapped in the Closet" (Cruise hides in the closet and refuses to come out) was scheduled to be rebroadcast, Comedy Central pulled the plug.

"We were told that the people involved with 'Mission: Impossible: III' demanded that show be pulled off the air," Stone says. "And it was."

BBC News (Mar. 2006): "South Park gets revenge on Chef"

South Park has exacted revenge on its former star Isaac Hayes by turning his character Chef into a paedophile and seemingly killing him off.

Washington Post (Mar. 2006): "'South Park' Responds: Chef's Goose Is Cooked"

"South Park" fans have struck back, threatening to boycott Viacom's upcoming Tom Cruise flick "Mission: Impossible III" until Viacom's Comedy Central puts back on its schedule the show's Scientology spoof episode the network yanked last week.

Meanwhile, Comedy Central and the show's creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, hoped to placate the angry mob (as if) with a hastily thrown together season-opening episode in which Chef is brainwashed by "a fruity little club" whose members travel the globe having sex with children.

Fox News (Mar. 2006): "Chef's Quitting Controversy"

Isaac Hayes did not quit "South Park." My sources say that someone quit it for him.

I can tell you that Hayes is in no position to have quit anything. Contrary to news reports, the great writer, singer and musician suffered a stroke on Jan. 17. At the time it was said that he was hospitalized and suffering from exhaustion.

It’s also absolutely ridiculous to think that Hayes, who loved playing Chef on "South Park," would suddenly turn against the show because they were poking fun at Scientology.

MSNBC (Mar. 2006): "Scientologist Isaac Hayes quits ‘South Park’"

NEW YORK - Isaac Hayes has quit “South Park,” where he voices Chef, saying he can no longer stomach its take on religion.

Hayes, who has played the ladies’ man/school cook in the animated Comedy Central satire since 1997, said in a statement Monday that he feels a line has been crossed.

“There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins,” the 63-year-old soul singer and outspoken Scientologist said.

Radar Online (Nov. 2005): "Scientology Comes to South Park"

South Park is the highest-rated show on Comedy Central thanks to its willingness to slaughter sacred cows, but sources say even show creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are a bit nervous about the blowback from tonight’s episode. Entitled “Trapped in the Closet,” the duo set their crudely animated sights on Scientology and Tom Cruise—topics previously deemed “off limits” due to the actor’s close ties to Comedy Central’s sister company, Paramount Pictures, we’re told.

  
  

To Matt Stone, co-creator of South Park: invitation to read about 'Operation Funny Bone'

Matt Stone, co-creator of South Park's "Trapped in the closet," said:

I think Scientology has this reputation for intimidating people and, you know, throwing dead animals over your fence and putting notes on your cars and bricks through your windows. I think it's all bulls**t.

[Source: Deseret Morning News]

I invite Matt Stone to read Gerry Armstrong's essay on Scientology's 1977 "Operation Funny Bone":

[...] Hubbard is at this time living at the new secret base in La Quinta, California and probably feeling amazingly megalomaniacal because he's pulled off the great escape from Florida, the money is rolling in to the Clearwater operation and keeps rolling right into his Religious Research Foundation bank account, and he's got the GO, as he ordered, mowing down the IRS. So he sends an order to Dick Weigand, Deputy Guardian for Intelligence in the U.S. Guardian's Office to disenfranchise the unwitting, but obviously unserious and therefore eminently sane, Jim Berry. [...]

Here is the cartoon that made Scientology's founder, L. Ron Hubbard, want to have Jim Berry "disenfranchised" by having him "lose his sindicated [sic] publication so that he can no longer SP Scientology." And he was serious about this as "30 or 40" Field Staff Members were to work covertly on this 'project.'

And pointing at how wrong this is makes us 'religious bigots,' is that right, Tom Cruise?

Matt Stone shouldn't underestimate Scientology's built-in malice.

Thanks to the ones involved in bringing this 'operation funny bone' to light, and thus educating us once more about the inner working of Scientology.

— Raymond Hill