Farrell Griffith's Response to Helena Kobrin

From atomic@oo.com Sun Jul 30 14:27:11 BST 1995

Here is my response to the letter sent to me by the 'ho:

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Date: Sat, 29 Jul 1995 16:18:45 -0400 (EDT)
From: Farrell Griffith 
To: Helena Kobrin 
Subject: Re: unauthorized posting of copyright material
 
Ms. Kobrin,
        This is in response to your email, which I received this morning.
While the offer is appreciated, I have no wish to engage in "hot times"
with you, regardless of your sexual prowess or muscular abilities. Also,
while admiring letters are always appreciated, I do not wish to discuss
the girth or length of my "man-meat" at this time.
 
        It should be noted that, as a form of sexual release,
masturbation is a perfectly normal and healthy response, and is nothing
to be ashamed of. Many women have had success with the use of common
supermarket vegetables, which are much cheaper than commercially
available sexual aids. More adventurous females can also solicit the aid
of pets or other animals to assist in sexual gratification. However, it
would be courteous to ask such plants or animals beforehand, and to obtain 
their express consent. I hope this clarifies my position.
 
Very Truly Yours,
Farrell Griffith
 
PS. You are hereby notified that I wish to receive no further mailings or
communication from you in any form. If you, or any of your agents or
associates do so, or attempt to do so, I shall consider it harassment,
and proceed accordingly. Have a nice day.