Ho'ku: Haiku Tributes to Helena Kobrin

	Helena Kobrin:
	Her fondest wish in life is...
	To be degrady'd.

	Helena Kobrin:
	Baseless claims her claim to fame --
	Debased totally.

	Helena Kobrin
	E-mails her demand letters,
	Pretends they are read.

	You have new e-mail!
	It's from Helena Kobrin....
	Return to sender.

	Two strikes against her:
	Scientologist/lawyer,
	Helena Kobrin.

	Helena Kobrin
	Spells "Xemu" "XXXX".
	Xemu still loves her.

	Beauty is skin deep;
	Ugly goes right to the core:
	Helena Kobrin.

	Helena Kobrin: 
	Lawyer or sacred icon?
	Holy, holy, ho--

	A new postage stamp:
	"Helena Love", fifty cents --
	One buck, to lick it.
						(Explanation: stamp)

	Why do they mock me?
	Wondered Helena Kobra.
	Perhaps it's the hood...

	What must it be like
	To be Helena Kobrin?
	Like, to be unliked.

	Let's play "Jeopardy".
	This clam was Kook of the Month.
	BING! Who is... Kobrin?
						(Explanation: Kook of the Month)

	Upon L. Ron's death,
	Who got his ugly BTs --
	Helena Kobrin?

	She tried to staunch it
	With threatening Kobrigrams.
	The flood continues.

	What part of the world
	Chills Helena Kobrin's soul?
	Scandinavia.
						(Explanation: Scandinavia)

	You MUST believe her.
	Helena would NEVER lie.
	Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!
						(Explanation: lies)

	Her demands come back,
	Folded until all corners.
	She just sits on them.

	Helena Kobrin:
	She only commits low acts
	To bring her stats up.

	Helena Kobrin:
	Does she believe in Free Speech?
	Or, her cult's "ethics"?

	Grady got to her,
	Calling her "Madame" Kobrin.
	Restimulating!

	She is an old pro,
	Madame Helena Kobrin --
	A hard working girl.

	Poor sad Helena
	Was jerked off the Lerma case.
	Now that really sucks.

	Fear not, Helena.
	The Net will be protection,
	Should you ever blow.

	Helena Kobrin,
	If she ever blew the cult,
	Would she be kneeling?